A squid casually swims past your dash.
you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr
but i notice
i always notice
That feeling of self pride after you’ve successfully made a phone call.
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars” —(via insomaniac866)
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
i gotta embrace the marble!
i gotta sniff the marble!
i gotta lick the marble!
i gotta wash the marble!
i gotta date the marble!
i gotta BE THE MARBLE!
is this fanfiction yet
- me: Oh, it's 10pm. I should probably eat something today.